Short Funny Stories With a Twist
15 Really Funny Short Stories
15 Really Funny Short Stories. more funny short stories here.
Funny Short Stories For Parents of Older Kids
Funny roommate short story as text
Mom wins top prize for the best of funny short stories.
Funny short story with a twist as text
I guess this makes for a Christmas funny short story! You kids are the punchline to a month long joke!
Go get them, Alice!
Funny Short Stories For Parents of Young Kids
Funny short story about a robot that detects lies as text
Get rid of that robot!
Really funny short story about a little girl's omens as text
"Daddy" didn't have anything to worry about!
Read the full text of this funny short story here
Johnny is a clever little boy with a clean mind!
Short funny story about an old ladies' roadtrip as text
After this grannie road trip, they'll sure have funny stories for their grandkids.
Hilarious Jokes to Tell Your Grandparents
funny story of a cunning old lady as text
That's a lady who knows how to make a bet!
Story Joke For a Funeral
Funny story to tell at a funeral that's not too inappropriate as text
If you ever need a funny story to tell at funerals, this is it.
Funny Short Stories For Her
Funny plane story to break the ice with a stranger as text
This is a great one to add to your flying short funny stories collection to use to strike up a conversation with a stranger. It also reminds me of one of those funny sayings… No good deed goes unpunished.
Funny short stories for flights as text
This woman probably has a PhD in comedy… She's also $490 richer!
Funny story about a woman who confesses to murder as text
Save this to your funny stories collection so you can tell your friends on a road trip!
A Few More Short Comedy Stories
Funny story that terrified my cab driver as text
The taxi driver will have a fun story to tell his family after his shift!
man gets arrested for creeping this lady out on a bus. His explanation to the judge was golden.
a lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
she immediately moved to another seat.
this time the smile on the man's face turned into a grin,
so she moved again.
the man seemed even more amused now.
when she moved the fourth time, the man burst out laughing.
the pregnant lady complained the driver and the driver had the man arrested.
when the case came up in court a few days later,
the judge asked the man (who was about 20 years old),
"what do you have to say for yourself? "
the man replied,
"well your honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus, i couldn't help but notice her condition.
she sat down under a sign that said, the double mint twins are coming, and so i grinned.
then she moved and sat under a sign that said, logan's liniment will reduce the swelling.
and i had to smile.
then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, william's big stick did the trick.
and i could hardly contain myself.
but, your honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident!
i just lost it. "
case dismissed
Sure he got arrested, but he'll have the best of funny short stories to tell his grandkids!
the best irish joke ever. This is gold
the men were smiling next to each other at murphy's pub in london
after a while, one bloke looks at the other and says,
"i can't help but think, from listening to you,
that you're from ireland".
the other bloke responds proudly.
"yes, that i am! "
the first one says,
"so am i! And where about from ireland might you be? "
the other bloke answers,
"i'm from dublin. I am. "
the first one responds,
"so am i! "
"mother mary and begora. And what street did you live on in dublin? "
the other bloke say,
"a lovely little area it was. I lived on mccleary street in the old central part of town. "
the first one says,
"faith and it's a small world. So did i!
and to what school would you have been going? "
the other bloke answers,
"well now, i went to st. Mary's, of course. "
the first one gets really excited and says,
"and so did i. Tell me, what year did you graduate? "
the other bloke answers,
"well now, let's see, i graduated in 1964. "
the first one exclaims,
"the good lord must be smiling down upon us!
i can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight.
can you believe it?
i graduated from st. Mary's in 1964 my own self! "
about this time, vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
brian, the barman, walks over to vicky, shaking his head and mutters,
"it's going to be a long night tonight. "
vicky asks,
"why do you say that, brian? "
"the murphy twins are drunk again. "
This crazy twins story is pure funny short story comedy.
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